Frozen Planet is on, everyone shut the fuck up.
Moses was the first person to use Control-C as a...
Marmite lorry spill causes jam on M1 →
youknowyourebritishwhen: Motorway shut in South Yorkshire after tanker carrying more than 20 tonnes of yeast extract collides with caravan parafractal [Not going to lie, I burst out laughing when they announced this on Peak FM yesterday morning]
Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank
give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
What's all this about John Terry dressed as a...
When You Punch Someone: →
thats-so-meme: Expectation: Reality:
RAP . . .
Retards Attempting Poetry