Just to let you know that if you are thinking about saying “See you next year!”, to anyone before midnight tonight, their last memory of you this year is that you are an absolute cunt.
Happy New Year!
Starred in a James Bond themed porno last week and the director was extremely pleased with my performance.
Came right on Q.
Dyslexic IT technicians wait ages for a USB then
3 come along at once.
New Years Resolution - Date more models
Revised - Date more
Revised Again - Get a date
Revised One Last Time - Stop crying while masturbating.
Wish my Nan would stop running round topless!
But then I took a vagina to the dick.