August 2011
So, Beyonce & Jay-Z are having a kid?
Wow, that kid will have everything! except a last name …
My new girlfriend really takes my breath away.
She’s inflatable.
I refuse to let my son become a mime . . .
It’s frightening how many of them end up on the street.
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“Because I don’t wanna die in the same hole I was born,
And I don’t wanna live...”
– Reverend and the Makers (via horrypotter)
me: i'm going to bed
internet: no
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Just tried to tune my guitar by ear and it's...
Probably should have used my hands.
Predictive text is a count . . .
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Whether it’s a potato or a nut, it’s a foodage!
- Karl Pilkington
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SBTV →
I wish I had thought of that.
Reblog if it's okay to invade your ask box.
DO IT…
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Today I became the first man to ever use the...
Yet, somehow, there are still hot single girls in my area …
Ask me stuff. →
I’m more bored than a midget at Alton Towers …
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For information on the riots. →
youknowyourebritishwhen:
I was going to compile news reports, but those out of the UK may not be able to view them depending on the site they’re on.
Here’s a tumblr with information regarding the latest news / updates from the looks of it.
My girlfriend is like a trampoline.
I don’t have one…
