Guys, I've got a major moral dilemma here.
Little old lady has just dropped her purse containing £300 outside the post office. What should I spend it on?
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
I've decided to stop wearing my glasses.
It makes me look harder.
“Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants …...
Where do women pee?
Because all I ever see are signs for Men and Scottish Men.
Alcohol . . .
- Because no good story started with someone eating a salad.